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Post by Skilly on Jun 20, 2006 18:46:30 GMT -5
Dudes, I hate to break this to you, but they’re all dogs. Young men with no need for Viagra, with too much money, too much time, and too many women with more boobs than brains throwing themselves at them… Well, you know how it’s going to end. Dude .... Paris Hilton is flatter than the Prairies!!
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Post by Skilly on Jun 20, 2006 18:49:55 GMT -5
Are you serious? If I wanted to make out with plastic, I'd just get a Barbie Doll. It'd be cheaper. Plastic? I'd love to have Paris' plastic (cards) but even though she is flatter than the prairies she is real .... you know what you are getting. A one-time shot and then ditched!
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Post by BadCompany on Jun 20, 2006 18:51:45 GMT -5
Dudes, I hate to break this to you, but they’re all dogs. Young men with no need for Viagra, with too much money, too much time, and too many women with more boobs than brains throwing themselves at them… Well, you know how it’s going to end. Dude .... Paris Hilton is flatter than the Prairies!! Doesn't say much for the amount of brains Paris has, now does it? ;D
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Post by Skilly on Jun 20, 2006 18:59:34 GMT -5
Dude .... Paris Hilton is flatter than the Prairies!! Doesn't say much for the amount of brains Paris has, now does it? ;D Gotcha!! ;D
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Post by cigarviper on Jun 20, 2006 20:14:59 GMT -5
Doesn't say much for the amount of brains Paris has, now does it? ;D Gotcha!! ;D There's not a lot of moral fibre there, that's for sure, but you have to admit to secretly living vicariously through people like her now and then. Wealthy, young, good looking and just in it for a good time. The essence of her popularity?
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Post by Habs_fan_in_LA on Jun 20, 2006 23:34:08 GMT -5
Doesn't say much for the amount of brains Paris has, now does it? ;D Gotcha!! ;D Paris Hilton is a lot like Bob Gainey................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .she's going to trade Theo soon.
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Post by Skilly on Jun 21, 2006 8:16:07 GMT -5
Paris Hilton is a lot like Bob Gainey................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .she's going to trade Theo soon. I was thinking more along the lines of ..... she is going to Theo as well.
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Post by del on Jun 21, 2006 10:57:57 GMT -5
..........and Paris just keeps on breaking my heart
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Post by franko on Jun 21, 2006 11:31:40 GMT -5
MONTREAL (CP) - Former Habs goalie Jose Theodore is making headlines for his antics off the ice with celebrity Paris Hilton.
Photos of the pair partying and holding hands in Toronto last weekend have appeared in several Canadian newspapers.
A three-page spread in today's Le Journal de Montreal carries the headline: Theodore again in trouble.
Theodore, now with the Colorado Avalanche and the new father of a three-month-old baby girl, escorted the hotel heiress to the MuchMusic Video Awards.
They were later seen in a passionate embrace at a restaurant and partied the night away at a club.
Theodore's Quebec agent says the athlete's private life is none of his concern.
His partner, Stephanie Cloutier, wouldn't comment. Canada.com
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Post by Toronthab on Jun 21, 2006 14:30:33 GMT -5
Paris Hilton is a lot like Bob Gainey................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .she's going to trade Theo soon. Maybe it was just an airhead convention they met at. He had trouble enough covering one five hole...
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Post by habmeister on Jun 21, 2006 16:45:46 GMT -5
stay tuned for the sex video, i'm so glad we traded this friggin prima donna outta here. great move bob, great move. lacroix, you've made many great deals, but you may have killed them all with this one.
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Post by sergejean on Jun 21, 2006 18:35:12 GMT -5
Hilton was recently engaged to Paris Latsis, before dating another Greek shipping heir, Stavros Niarchos. I think we can safely assume that Paris Hilton is into GREEK...
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Post by franko on Jun 21, 2006 19:49:42 GMT -5
Hilton was recently engaged to Paris Latsis, before dating another Greek shipping heir, Stavros Niarchos. I think we can safely assume that Paris Hilton is into GREEK... HA: once Theo lets her past (which he is bound to do), here's your chance ! ;D
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Post by Cranky on Jun 21, 2006 20:11:32 GMT -5
I think we can safely assume that Paris Hilton is into GREEK... HA: once Theo lets her past (which he is bound to do), here's your chance ! ;D My HAZ-MAT suit is at the cleaners.......
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Post by Habs_fan_in_LA on Jun 21, 2006 20:22:16 GMT -5
Why is Jose Theodore partying with Paris Hilton. Because the Hell's Angels and other Hiltons won't hang around with him anymore.
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Post by cigarviper on Jun 21, 2006 22:08:02 GMT -5
Apparently there's some reports that say Stephanie Cloutier has kicked Jose out of their house. Party on Wayne, party on Garth.
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Post by PTH on Jun 21, 2006 23:34:18 GMT -5
Just to be clear - it was his sister - in - law, not sister. ...of course. I meant his wife's sister... not... you know... yuk... You know, he could be having threesomes with his sister and his mum, I just don't care. I think we need to judge players on what they do, or don't do, on the ice. Theo didn't perform this season, and had iffy playoffs. That's all that matters.
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Post by seventeen on Jun 21, 2006 23:59:51 GMT -5
We may tire of Theo, but as Humphrey Bogart said in 'Casablanca'...."We'll always have Paris".
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Post by seventeen on Jun 22, 2006 0:01:30 GMT -5
You know, he could be having threesomes with his sister and his mum, I just don't care. He could? Really? Man, that's weird. And we thought he was a bad role model in Montreal.
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Post by Doc Holliday on Jun 22, 2006 12:04:18 GMT -5
We may tire of Theo, but as Humphrey Bogart said in 'Casablanca'...."We'll always have Paris". LOL! Have you hired HFLA to write this one !
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Post by Habs_fan_in_LA on Jun 22, 2006 13:12:03 GMT -5
We may tire of Theo, but as Humphrey Bogart said in 'Casablanca'...."We'll always have Paris". LOL! Have you hired HFLA to write this one ! Theo isn't the only ex-hab to get in trouble seeing Paris. Breezeby was the first.
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Post by CentreHice on Jun 22, 2006 15:41:55 GMT -5
LOL! Have you hired HFLA to write this one ! Theo isn't the only ex-hab to get in trouble seeing Paris. Breezeby was the first. If Brisebois stayed at the Paris Hilton......too coincidental. At least it was the hotel. Theo stayed at the HO-tel. Insert room service jokes here.
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Post by cigarviper on Jun 22, 2006 17:35:03 GMT -5
Theodore dumped over apparent Hilton tryst: report Updated Thu. Jun. 22 2006 2:39 PM ET
CTV.ca News Staff
Former Montreal Canadien Jose Theodore has been dumped by his girlfriend after she found out about an apparent weekend tryst he had with hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton.
TQS, a French-language television network, reported on Thursday that Stephanie Cloutier ended her relationship with Theodore and gave the Colorado Avalanche goaltender the boot from their Montreal home after learning of his apparent indiscretion.
According to Le Journal de Montreal, Cloutier and Theodore were in Toronto on the weekend to pick up their three-month-old daughter who had been hospitalized since her premature birth.
While they were in town, Theodore took time out from his familial obligations to escort Hilton, who starred in TV's The Simple Life, to a Toronto awards ceremony.
The two were later seen in what appeared to be a passionate embrace at a restaurant, and CTV's eTalk obtained pictures of the pair holding hands.
The new developments cast doubt on Theodore and Cloutier's plan to spend the summer in Denver, where he purchased a home after his mid-season trade from Montreal to Colorado.
It's been a rough year for Theodore all around. Besides the most recent developments in his personal life and the premature birth of his daughter, he tested positive for Propecia, a banned substance, earlier in the season.
Adding insult to injury, the Canadiens' team physician told reporters Theodore had been taking the hair growth drug for eight or nine years.
Dr. David Mulder said Propecia can be used as a masking agent to cover up nandrolone, a powerful anabolic steroid, though it has no performance-enhancing effects on its own.
Mulder was adamant Theodore was not taking steroids, but the allegations appeared to take a toll on the goaltender, who has been a fan favourite since he started tending net for the Habs in 1994 when he was first drafted to the NHL.
In 2004, prior to the drug testing controversy, Theodore's father and half-brother pleaded guilty to charges of loansharking and possession of a restricted weapon.
In February 2005, Ted Theodore, 71, was given a $30,000 fine, but no jail time.
Recently, commentators have observed that Theodore seems to have lost some of his trademark cockiness and confidence.
With files from The Canadian Press
You have to admit that if Theo doesn't turn into a winner in net for Colorado Gainey will look like a freakin' genius.
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Post by jkr on Jun 22, 2006 18:15:28 GMT -5
Theodore dumped over apparent Hilton tryst: report Updated Thu. Jun. 22 2006 2:39 PM ET
CTV.ca News Staff
Former Montreal Canadien Jose Theodore has been dumped by his girlfriend after she found out about an apparent weekend tryst he had with hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton.
TQS, a French-language television network, reported on Thursday that Stephanie Cloutier ended her relationship with Theodore and gave the Colorado Avalanche goaltender the boot from their Montreal home after learning of his apparent indiscretion.
According to Le Journal de Montreal, Cloutier and Theodore were in Toronto on the weekend to pick up their three-month-old daughter who had been hospitalized since her premature birth. While they were in town, Theodore took time out from his familial obligations to escort Hilton, who starred in TV's The Simple Life, to a Toronto awards ceremony.
The two were later seen in what appeared to be a passionate embrace at a restaurant, and CTV's eTalk obtained pictures of the pair holding hands.
The new developments cast doubt on Theodore and Cloutier's plan to spend the summer in Denver, where he purchased a home after his mid-season trade from Montreal to Colorado.
It's been a rough year for Theodore all around. Besides the most recent developments in his personal life and the premature birth of his daughter, he tested positive for Propecia, a banned substance, earlier in the season.
Adding insult to injury, the Canadiens' team physician told reporters Theodore had been taking the hair growth drug for eight or nine years.
Dr. David Mulder said Propecia can be used as a masking agent to cover up nandrolone, a powerful anabolic steroid, though it has no performance-enhancing effects on its own.
Mulder was adamant Theodore was not taking steroids, but the allegations appeared to take a toll on the goaltender, who has been a fan favourite since he started tending net for the Habs in 1994 when he was first drafted to the NHL.
In 2004, prior to the drug testing controversy, Theodore's father and half-brother pleaded guilty to charges of loansharking and possession of a restricted weapon.
In February 2005, Ted Theodore, 71, was given a $30,000 fine, but no jail time.
Recently, commentators have observed that Theodore seems to have lost some of his trademark cockiness and confidence.
With files from The Canadian PressYou have to admit that if Theo doesn't turn into a winner in net for Colorado Gainey will look like a freakin' genius. If the baby was born in Montreal, why would she be in hospital in Toronto?
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Post by jkr on Jun 22, 2006 18:16:43 GMT -5
...of course. I meant his wife's sister... not... you know... yuk... You know, he could be having threesomes with his sister and his mum, I just don't care. I think we need to judge players on what they do, or don't do, on the ice. Theo didn't perform this season, and had iffy playoffs. That's all that matters. Yes but there are many times when a player's off ice behaviour will affect his on ice performance. This may have been one of those times. Maybe if he cleaned up his act off the ice, he would play better.
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Post by Cranky on Jun 22, 2006 18:49:22 GMT -5
Yes but there are many times when a player's off ice behaviour will affect his on ice performance. This may have been one of those times. Maybe if he cleaned up his act off the ice, he would play better. Shirley Surely you jest! The man is so vain that he takes Propecia just in case he loses his hair. He needs attention so much that he goes out with a woman that GUARANTEES him FRONT PAGE attention. I wanted him out WAY back when he would fetch us a kings ransom. Regardless of his return, I am reaslly glad he no longer wears the CH.
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Post by cigarviper on Jun 22, 2006 20:18:44 GMT -5
If the baby was born in Montreal, why would she be in hospital in Toronto? I guess the baby was born with medical problems that could be treated best by specialists practicing in Toronto. I dunno.
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Post by CentreHice on Jun 22, 2006 20:31:34 GMT -5
If the baby was born in Montreal, why would she be in hospital in Toronto? I guess the baby was born with medical problems that could be treated best by specialists practicing in Toronto. I dunno. It doesn't get much better than Sick Kids Hospital.....I assume that's where their baby would have been sent.
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Post by cigarviper on Jun 22, 2006 22:44:52 GMT -5
I have to admit that if all this turns out to be true, I'll have as much respect for Theo as cat vomit. To this point I kinda felt sorry for the guy. Great role model for all those little Avalanche fans wanting to be like him.
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Post by PTH on Jun 23, 2006 22:03:22 GMT -5
You know, he could be having threesomes with his sister and his mum, I just don't care. I think we need to judge players on what they do, or don't do, on the ice. Theo didn't perform this season, and had iffy playoffs. That's all that matters. Yes but there are many times when a player's off ice behaviour will affect his on ice performance. This may have been one of those times. Maybe if he cleaned up his act off the ice, he would play better. Oh, I agree, but I think the important thing is the on-ice product. If a guy has a bad season for personal reasons, I don't need to know the personal reasons. If a GM gives a guy off for personal reasons, I'm fine with that. One thing I've noticed though, the really good players are good regardless of their personal issues. Brodeur won a Cup with his ex-wife calling him before each game to tell him which of their friends she'd be messing around with that night (as revenge for the affair he had with her sister). Heck, even Souray and Komi this season had rough patches but got it back together after a while.
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