Why People Need to Lose Weight

[Cranky]

Aug 13, 2010 20:19:12 GMT -5 ValkyrieNS said:

Aug 12, 2010 19:27:08 GMT -5 Cranky said:

As far as I'm concerned, as long as I can reach my pants zipper, I'm fine. It's simply too inconvinient to have a full time zipper technician or asking a passing stranger to help you when one is down at the local Timmys.

It's not just a matter of whether or not you can reach your pants zipper (I can reach mine) but whether or not you can zip the darn thing up (I'm having issues with that).

I suppose you could do what I've been doing lately: wear a skirt without a zipper and the problem resolves itself ;D

Cutting out the Doritos (my MAJOR issue) probably wouldn't hurt either

Why would I cover up my collection of war thongs with a skirt? Sure, as a fashionistas, I have the wide canvas, but still, less is more.

Talking about less....

Over a year of NO deserts, NO snacks, half the lunch...and I gained two pounds. It's official, my body is defying the Laws of Thermodynamics.