Some Canadian humour at the expense of the Laffs..

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Canadian Weather Guide.

Ok, seeing as it is cold in most parts of North America....I'll offer up the great Canadian temperature conversion guide for F-C conversions:

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably, Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian cars won't start, Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0° C) American water freezes, Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat, Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole, Ottawa's Rideau Canal opens for skating.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying "cold eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over, Toronto Maple Leafs win Stanley Cup.