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Post by rocky on Jan 8, 2003 10:31:05 GMT -5
Using the same state of the art technology as the modern fighter jet these sticks will be issued to the following Montreal Canadien forwards: -Donald Audette -Jan Bulis -Joe Juneau -Andreas Dackell -Randy McKay -Oleg Petrov To qualify for one of these new babies a player must have missed at least 100 great scoring chances. First experimental model went to Mariusz Czerkawski of the Hamilton Bulldogs. " I love my new stick, I can't miss the net anymore no matter what " said the smiling Czerkawski. " We are looking for new customers, but so far only the players on the Montreal club have qualified" said an un-named source for the company. " These new sticks will enable us to keep using the same players night after night" said head coach Michel Therrien.
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Post by jerry_dog on Jan 8, 2003 10:55:48 GMT -5
Excellent!!! Are they working on laser guided skates for our D?
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Post by GoMtl on Jan 8, 2003 23:44:58 GMT -5
sign our man donnie audette up for the stick, the skates (with added 4 inch platforms) and a thick pair of glasses ASAP, then start feeding the little weasel steroids by the bucket... we'll have a power forward goal scoring machine out of him in no time ;D
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