What do I want for Christmas?
Dec 2, 2002 9:31:18 GMT -5
Post by UberCranky on Dec 2, 2002 9:31:18 GMT -5
You can only yodel this Christmas Song if you want it to be true:
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......FIVE GAOLS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REAL COACH
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......A NEW HEART TRANSPLANT..........SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......A TWIN-TURBO PORSCHE.......NEW HEART TRANSPLANT..........SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......NINE TOP PROSPECTS A YEAR.....A TWIN-TURBO PORSCHE.......NEW HEART TRANSPLANT..........SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......TEN CUPS A DECADE..........NINE TOP PROSPECTS A YEAR.....A TWIN-TURBO PORSCHE.......NEW HEART TRANSPLANT..........SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REEEEEAAAAALLY GOOOOOOD COOOAAACH
huuf...hufff......I'm out of breath....a guy can dream, you know.... make your own Wish List.....huff..pufff.........my hamster just died???....Why???
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To stay on track for the playoffs we need 18 points. (1 of 18) So far it is not looking pretty. Bah, Ribiero will catch on fire and score 10 goals on this road trip. *winks at Doc*
Fri. Nov. 29, 2002 Canadiens @ Bruins 12:00 AM (LOSS)
Sat. Nov. 30, 2002 Flyers @ Canadiens 7:00 PM (LOSS 1pt)
Wed. Dec. 4, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Dallas Stars 8:30 PM
Fri. Dec. 6, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Colorado Avalanche 9:00 PM
Sat. Dec. 7, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Phoenix Coyotes 9:00 PM
Tue. Dec. 10, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
How many more points will we have by the time we get here?
Thu. Dec. 12, 2002 Tampa Bay Lightning @ Montreal Canadiens 7:30 PM
Sat. Dec. 14, 2002 Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadiens 7:00 PM
Mon. Dec. 16, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Ottawa Senators 7:00 PM
Tue. Dec. 17, 2002 San Jose Sharks @ Montreal Canadiens 7:30 PM
Thu. Dec. 19, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ New York Rangers 7:00 PM
Sat. Dec. 21, 2002 Buffalo Sabres @ Montreal Canadiens 7:00 PM
Mon. Dec. 23, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ New York Islanders 7:00 PM
Fri. Dec. 27, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Ottawa Senators 7:00 PM
Sat. Dec. 28, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Pittsburgh Penguins 7:00 PM
Tue. Dec. 31, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Calgary Flames 8:00 PM
By the time we get here, all could be lost. And if therrien still has a job, we will need to start riots.
To be alive we need to be at 42 ponts.
If we have anything less then 36 then one foot is in the grave.
There are 44 games left after this point and we need 46 points out of these for a total of 88 points.
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......FIVE GAOLS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REAL COACH
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......A NEW HEART TRANSPLANT..........SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......A TWIN-TURBO PORSCHE.......NEW HEART TRANSPLANT..........SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......NINE TOP PROSPECTS A YEAR.....A TWIN-TURBO PORSCHE.......NEW HEART TRANSPLANT..........SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REALLY GOOD COACH
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.......TEN CUPS A DECADE..........NINE TOP PROSPECTS A YEAR.....A TWIN-TURBO PORSCHE.......NEW HEART TRANSPLANT..........SEX SIX TIMES A DAY.........FIVE GOALS PER GAME........FOUR MIDGETS GONE........THREE REAL DEFENSEMAN .....TWO POWER FORWARD...and ONE REEEEEAAAAALLY GOOOOOOD COOOAAACH
huuf...hufff......I'm out of breath....a guy can dream, you know.... make your own Wish List.....huff..pufff.........my hamster just died???....Why???
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To stay on track for the playoffs we need 18 points. (1 of 18) So far it is not looking pretty. Bah, Ribiero will catch on fire and score 10 goals on this road trip. *winks at Doc*
Fri. Nov. 29, 2002 Canadiens @ Bruins 12:00 AM (LOSS)
Sat. Nov. 30, 2002 Flyers @ Canadiens 7:00 PM (LOSS 1pt)
Wed. Dec. 4, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Dallas Stars 8:30 PM
Fri. Dec. 6, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Colorado Avalanche 9:00 PM
Sat. Dec. 7, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Phoenix Coyotes 9:00 PM
Tue. Dec. 10, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
How many more points will we have by the time we get here?
Thu. Dec. 12, 2002 Tampa Bay Lightning @ Montreal Canadiens 7:30 PM
Sat. Dec. 14, 2002 Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadiens 7:00 PM
Mon. Dec. 16, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Ottawa Senators 7:00 PM
Tue. Dec. 17, 2002 San Jose Sharks @ Montreal Canadiens 7:30 PM
Thu. Dec. 19, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ New York Rangers 7:00 PM
Sat. Dec. 21, 2002 Buffalo Sabres @ Montreal Canadiens 7:00 PM
Mon. Dec. 23, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ New York Islanders 7:00 PM
Fri. Dec. 27, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Ottawa Senators 7:00 PM
Sat. Dec. 28, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Pittsburgh Penguins 7:00 PM
Tue. Dec. 31, 2002 Montreal Canadiens @ Calgary Flames 8:00 PM
By the time we get here, all could be lost. And if therrien still has a job, we will need to start riots.
To be alive we need to be at 42 ponts.
If we have anything less then 36 then one foot is in the grave.
There are 44 games left after this point and we need 46 points out of these for a total of 88 points.