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Post by Viper on Nov 26, 2002 16:32:33 GMT -5
don't worry...GG does have faith in him so AS is safe.. As for HA...I wonder what he is doing with those millions of St-Savard dolls he was selling Him and I burn them to keep warm in the stands during Hamilton Games.
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Post by Doc Holliday on Nov 26, 2002 16:52:45 GMT -5
don't worry...GG does have faith in him so AS is safe.. As for HA...I wonder what he is doing with those millions of St-Savard dolls he was selling HA has hid those and IMO plans to get them out again as a stress reliever squeeze ball when the fire-Savard bandwagon runs full steam. He's working on modifying them to add a little t-shirt on them that reads: "you can SQUEEZE draft picks outta me"
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Post by UberCranky on Nov 27, 2002 8:08:58 GMT -5
Bah, you people just don’t have any vision.
When times are good, I sell them like hot cakes. Everyone wants an icon of the “SAVIOR”. In fact, demand was so high at one time that I had trouble finding enough virgins to stitch them together. I know I am just a greedy and somewhat demented Capitalist but trolling barefoot through Uzbekistan for legal aged virgins is a bit much. Mind you, there is no sacrifice that is too big for my fellow Hab fans. In fact, my self sacrifice for fellow Hab fans knows no bounds. Let me explain.
While traveling I came upon a village that was only inhabited by woman. The first thing I said to myself, “HA’HA’HA, a whole tribe of only woman? Me, myself and I thinks that I have found a place for BC, PTH and JV (and other bachelors) to come and get their woman”. Now who else is so unselfish and considerate of fellow Hab fans? Let me tell you guys, these woman are gorgeous. Leg up to THERE, alluring eyes and a very healthy, hakhum, “s” drive. My short stay there was “very pleasant”, if you know what I mean but, alas, my devotion to my harem made my stay short and “sweet”. Look, guys it’s not far away, only a 3 day donkey ride from the Capital and by the way, bring your own condoms. Recycled truck tubes just don’t fit right. The name of the town is Black Weedoo, Uzbekistan. Just ask me and I will e-mail the direction.
See how far I strayed in helping others. Silly me. Anyway, getting back to the dolls. I have no fear moving the other 6 million dolls I have. As soon as Savard does miserably at his job, I will paint a little target over their heart, call them voodoo dolls and sell them for even MORE money. You’ll see.
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