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Post by HFTO on Oct 23, 2002 7:58:21 GMT -5
An all points bulletin has been issued for the following persons. Audi the so called invisible man (a.k.a. Donald Audette)
A polish prince named Chow(a.ka. Mariusz Czerkawski)
Smurf like Russian(a.k.a. Oleg Petrov)
And a killer(a.k.a.Doug Gilmour) If anyone knows the where abouts of any of the above.
TELL THEM THE HOCKEY SEASON STARTED TWO WEEKS AGO!
Any information would be greatly apppreciated.
HFTO
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Rip
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Post by Rip on Oct 23, 2002 10:04:19 GMT -5
I am Friday, my partner..Monday....today, is Wednesday and we have taken your case. This is what we found out. Audette, Donald, has recently been linked to his first Montreal media hurricane that registered at Level Line 4 which is pretty seriously (only thing worse is a line 5 hurricane where you get swept right off the ice) We beleive he was caught up in the eye of this storm and it was only 1 Mr...(checks notes) Andre Savard that helped pull him back to earth. We are suggesting that the little guy keep lead weights in his pockets so he doesn't get blown away again. He was last seen shaking his head as his game winning goal hit the shaft of a D-man stick. The Habs are reportedly sending a tape to the league to check if a stick with a 14" wide shaft is legal. Report 2. The Polish Prince... we checked every Polish hangout in the city and couldn't find him. Most people we asked just responded with a blank look on their face and to quote "Who?" Upon check the official league records we found that he has been spotted in the Nhl hockey league as recently as this pre-season when he lead the league in points. We fear that he may have acquired JBS or Jan Bulis Syndrome in which a player does great one pre-season then tanks the year only to suck the next pre-season and then play well during the year. If this is confirmed true Czerkawski will not be available this year but will be predicted to score 40 next year. Smurf...we actually ran into Oleg but almost didn't recognize him because we beleived we were looking for someone who was blue....and taller. He has been spotted as recently as last evening flying down the right wing only to have his linemates fail to capitalize on anything he does. Killer (note to self, that is only a nickname cancel the arrest warrant and tell Triple H not to use it in his next boring angle) Doug Gilmour. We have located most of gilmour, we are not sure if we found all of him because half his body was obscured by large bags of ice placed over his groin. We beleive that he is being stubborn and trying to play through an injury therefore making it worse (also known as MR or Mark Recchi syndrome) or...he was just very very happy to see us. our recommendation is that gilmour be placed under supervision and forced to remain off the ice for one week or else we fear he may become a regular on this list through the season. That is our report I am Friday my partner...Monday and today......is Wednesday dummmmm di dum dum
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Post by MPLABBE on Oct 23, 2002 10:45:05 GMT -5
LOL!
They better wake up soon...
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Post by HFTO on Oct 23, 2002 15:54:58 GMT -5
LOL Rip nice work! I sure hope these guys make an apperance soon! HFTO
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