Cow'a'banga...........
Nov 12, 2003 8:17:34 GMT -5
Post by Cranky on Nov 12, 2003 8:17:34 GMT -5
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
you milk them and worship them.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
CANADIAN ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows,
None of them gives milk.
You blame that on the Americans
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and order them to milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
and both of them are mad.
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
ARAB ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows ,
You fight with your neighbors in a cafe about who they belong too while both cows die of hunger.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
ISRAELI ECONIMICS
You have two cows.
They give no milk because they are fighting all the time.
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Yes, I am very warped...............;D
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
you milk them and worship them.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
CANADIAN ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows,
None of them gives milk.
You blame that on the Americans
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and order them to milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
and both of them are mad.
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
ARAB ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows ,
You fight with your neighbors in a cafe about who they belong too while both cows die of hunger.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
ISRAELI ECONIMICS
You have two cows.
They give no milk because they are fighting all the time.
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Yes, I am very warped...............;D
