Let's get serious...........

[Cranky]

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

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[Cranky]

My wifes revenge....(and I don't blame her! )

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Subject: One to start the day!

Men are like ............Laxatives ...... They irritate the Saperlipopette out of
you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ..... The older they get, the less
firm they are.

Men are like ....... Vacations ...... They never seem to
be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done
to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but
you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ......
Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like
........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. Men are
like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long
to mature.

Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ........ They
satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like .......
Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ....... Lava Lamps
...... Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like ........
Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.

[MC Habber]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!