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May 25, 2004 13:52:36 GMT -5
Post by Ryan on May 25, 2004 13:52:36 GMT -5
...I got married last Sunday. Enh, I was tired of making decisions anyways ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png)
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May 25, 2004 15:34:20 GMT -5
Post by M. Beaux-Eaux on May 25, 2004 15:34:20 GMT -5
Congratulations!
In a short time you will become a master ninja at debating.
Don't forget us.
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May 25, 2004 17:32:14 GMT -5
Post by PTH on May 25, 2004 17:32:14 GMT -5
...I got married last Sunday. Enh, I was tired of making decisions anyways ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) Last Sunday and already saying "ouch" ? Ouch !!!
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May 26, 2004 10:02:35 GMT -5
Post by UberCranky on May 26, 2004 10:02:35 GMT -5
Soon you will turn into one of these....... ![](http://www.kidscolorpages.com/cpimages/pinocchio8.GIF) Don't worry, WE, the elder ones, have vast stores of knowledge as to how to cut those evil strings...... Or.....if all else fails! Instructions on how to use my Popiel Lobotimizer
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May 26, 2004 17:12:56 GMT -5
Post by franko on May 26, 2004 17:12:56 GMT -5
There are four words you need to learn -- only four. This won't take long. However, it will take you years to master how and when to use them, and how to order them. The words: Oh. Ya. Right. Sorry. Good for any and every situation. One other thing: learn quickly The Doctrine of Wrong Decision -- that way you won't be in a constant state of consonant dissonance. The Doctrine of Wrong Decision says this: that no matter what decision you will make, it will be wrong. Example: She asks Would you like to go out for dinner or stay home?You answer Go out; She replies I was looking forward to a quiet evening at home. You answer Stay at home. She replies I've been home all day and need time out too. And if she asks Do I look fat in this? your answer is I think I hear someone at the door. Cynical? Downtroden? No, not me! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) btw: congrats!
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May 26, 2004 19:02:46 GMT -5
Post by Disgruntled70sHab on May 26, 2004 19:02:46 GMT -5
Well, congratulations Ryan. One thing they like, flowers!
That won't change down the road either. One phrase that you might want to remember for the future though.
"Geeze dear ... those jeans sure are getting baggy on you."
Puts everyone back in the game.
Congrats again, Ryan.
Cheers.
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May 27, 2004 10:42:34 GMT -5
Post by Ryan on May 27, 2004 10:42:34 GMT -5
Thanks Boys! With all of your help and support I'm sure I can make this thing last at least a year ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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May 27, 2004 13:03:00 GMT -5
Post by Habs_fan_in_LA on May 27, 2004 13:03:00 GMT -5
Two pieces of advice to any newlywed.
1. "The man makes all the BIG decisions in a marriage. Who should be Prime Minister? Should the US leave Iraq? Should smoking be banned from Government offices? The woman decides everything else!"
2. Marry your second wife first! (If you already did, you need no further advice)
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May 31, 2004 12:33:40 GMT -5
Post by Doc Holliday on May 31, 2004 12:33:40 GMT -5
Congrats Ryan.
My best wishes of happiness to both of you.
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