Kingdom of Heaven review.
May 7, 2005 19:07:51 GMT -5
Post by Cranky on May 7, 2005 19:07:51 GMT -5
The story…..
Deep in the hinterland of France, a blacksmith named Balian (Bloom) loses his beloved wife and son. By luck, the father, Godrey of Ibelin, a Baron (Neeson) he did not know comes through town, tells him who he is and asks him to join the Crusade. Having killed a priest, he finds no reason to stay and joins his father. No sooner has he joined then a small contingent of the Kings man track Balian down and demand his return to justice. Small firefight erupts and Godfrey is injured. In short order, Godfrey dies and leaves his son to take his place. While in his death bed, he charges his son with the moral responsibility to look after the weak and to be loyal to his “moral” cause.
Soon enough, Balian finds himself in Jerusalem and the court of the King. There, he impresses everyone and is given a small patch of land to lord over. No sooner has he created a mini paradise then he gets word that Jerusalem is under seize and off he goes. No sooner does he arrive there and he has to prove his worthiness in battles. He fights, he loses but the Muslim general spares his life because Balian had proven that he was a good man from a previous incident. From there, the leper King recognizes Balians honor and “rightness”. Sooner enough, the leper King dies and wants Balian to lead his armies. Balian refuses, and heads out. A power hungry prince replaces the King and then sets about attacking the Muslims. Of course this was a disaster and Balian who by now has progressed from blacksmith to son of a Baron to fighter to geologist to lover to hero to supreme general and supreme military tactician two hours.
After much bloodshed, Balian realizes that he will not win and surrenders the city to Saladin (Muslims). The Queen which he had an affair earlier leaves the city with him and they go back to the hinterland of France. As he surveys what and where he is, another bunch of Knights and kings pass by his door asking him to join them. He refuses initially and then at the very end of the movie, we see him and his Queen turned peasant turned Queen wannabe head down the road. The End?
What's wrong?
What was wrong with this movie? If the description of the movie sounded dry and to the point with very little charecter excitement or involvement, then you get the idea of how short the character development was and the amount of film that landed up on the cutting room floor. This is no Gladiator. The BIGGEST annoyance of this film was that it was trying to tell a truly epic story with the attention span of a commercial. Bloom played far to moody and stiff a character to be likeable and was only saved by the acting abilities of the surrounding actors.
What else? Well, the ENTIRE STORY. From the beginning, this movie is less about the right and wrong of the Crusades but far more about the politically correctness of the character. Bloom is charged with protecting the peasants. A noble cause in our time but completely out of character of the brutality of the period. Man are killing man but we see only an incident and talk of man slaughtering woman and children from BOTH sides. In fact, at the end, the Muslim general is so kind and moral that he would let everyone get out and head to safety as long as they stopped fighting and gave him the city. The reality would have been mass slaughtering, rapes and looting. In fact, that is exactly how the Christians behaved only a generation earlier. How civilized of everyone to be so politically correct even in slaughtering times of the Dark Ages.
Do I recommend the movie? Yes, absolutely, it’s is excellent eye candy and it’s worth the imaginations escape, just expect to be fed spoonfuls of twenty century dumbing down presentation of morality and convictions.
Deep in the hinterland of France, a blacksmith named Balian (Bloom) loses his beloved wife and son. By luck, the father, Godrey of Ibelin, a Baron (Neeson) he did not know comes through town, tells him who he is and asks him to join the Crusade. Having killed a priest, he finds no reason to stay and joins his father. No sooner has he joined then a small contingent of the Kings man track Balian down and demand his return to justice. Small firefight erupts and Godfrey is injured. In short order, Godfrey dies and leaves his son to take his place. While in his death bed, he charges his son with the moral responsibility to look after the weak and to be loyal to his “moral” cause.
Soon enough, Balian finds himself in Jerusalem and the court of the King. There, he impresses everyone and is given a small patch of land to lord over. No sooner has he created a mini paradise then he gets word that Jerusalem is under seize and off he goes. No sooner does he arrive there and he has to prove his worthiness in battles. He fights, he loses but the Muslim general spares his life because Balian had proven that he was a good man from a previous incident. From there, the leper King recognizes Balians honor and “rightness”. Sooner enough, the leper King dies and wants Balian to lead his armies. Balian refuses, and heads out. A power hungry prince replaces the King and then sets about attacking the Muslims. Of course this was a disaster and Balian who by now has progressed from blacksmith to son of a Baron to fighter to geologist to lover to hero to supreme general and supreme military tactician two hours.
After much bloodshed, Balian realizes that he will not win and surrenders the city to Saladin (Muslims). The Queen which he had an affair earlier leaves the city with him and they go back to the hinterland of France. As he surveys what and where he is, another bunch of Knights and kings pass by his door asking him to join them. He refuses initially and then at the very end of the movie, we see him and his Queen turned peasant turned Queen wannabe head down the road. The End?
What's wrong?
What was wrong with this movie? If the description of the movie sounded dry and to the point with very little charecter excitement or involvement, then you get the idea of how short the character development was and the amount of film that landed up on the cutting room floor. This is no Gladiator. The BIGGEST annoyance of this film was that it was trying to tell a truly epic story with the attention span of a commercial. Bloom played far to moody and stiff a character to be likeable and was only saved by the acting abilities of the surrounding actors.
What else? Well, the ENTIRE STORY. From the beginning, this movie is less about the right and wrong of the Crusades but far more about the politically correctness of the character. Bloom is charged with protecting the peasants. A noble cause in our time but completely out of character of the brutality of the period. Man are killing man but we see only an incident and talk of man slaughtering woman and children from BOTH sides. In fact, at the end, the Muslim general is so kind and moral that he would let everyone get out and head to safety as long as they stopped fighting and gave him the city. The reality would have been mass slaughtering, rapes and looting. In fact, that is exactly how the Christians behaved only a generation earlier. How civilized of everyone to be so politically correct even in slaughtering times of the Dark Ages.
Do I recommend the movie? Yes, absolutely, it’s is excellent eye candy and it’s worth the imaginations escape, just expect to be fed spoonfuls of twenty century dumbing down presentation of morality and convictions.