Hello, my name is Ken Dryden.....
Apr 30, 2006 10:45:31 GMT -5
Post by Cranky on Apr 30, 2006 10:45:31 GMT -5
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Hello, my name is Ken Dryden and I decided today that I want to be your leader. You heard of me? I was a goaltender with a great franchise and ever since I retired I have done everything possible to remain in the spotlight. I have written a boring book that I endlessly plug and I tried my hand at being President of anothier popular organization, but since I failed at that job, I thought that I could take on something easier like politics.
I love politics. It's the only place I know that my bullsh!t can be head by an entire nation. Now, I am doing you a favor by seeking the leadership of a party that is completely discredited. I will rebuild that party with my speeches and my keen sense of staid fashion. I will also bring to Canadians an endless verbosity of family values and non-specific commitments.
I will carefully pick my battles because I have no experience in politics and I certainly don't know anything about what it takes to be a political leader. I was parachuted into a district and won my seat twice on my name and my popularity. That should be sufficient for all my critics who say I have done nothing. Nothing is good since something for the liberal party would imply that my hand was in the cookie jar. I do not steal cookies, I promise.
Some people say that I am a talking head. I do not talk more then I need to. Talking to me is important because I have your attention. But I am not a talking head. If you hear me talk then you know that I talk but I convey what I want to say by talking. But I am not a talking head. When you hear my voice then you know that I am talking to you and no one else. But I am not a talking head.
So now we have to come to a conclusion. I will run for the leadership race of the Liberal party. If I fail to be elected, then I will run for the leadership of the United Nations. Vote for me because I am a goaltender, a lawyer, a failed President of the most important franchise of the Universe and an all around great talker.
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Hello, my name is Ken Dryden and I decided today that I want to be your leader. You heard of me? I was a goaltender with a great franchise and ever since I retired I have done everything possible to remain in the spotlight. I have written a boring book that I endlessly plug and I tried my hand at being President of anothier popular organization, but since I failed at that job, I thought that I could take on something easier like politics.
I love politics. It's the only place I know that my bullsh!t can be head by an entire nation. Now, I am doing you a favor by seeking the leadership of a party that is completely discredited. I will rebuild that party with my speeches and my keen sense of staid fashion. I will also bring to Canadians an endless verbosity of family values and non-specific commitments.
I will carefully pick my battles because I have no experience in politics and I certainly don't know anything about what it takes to be a political leader. I was parachuted into a district and won my seat twice on my name and my popularity. That should be sufficient for all my critics who say I have done nothing. Nothing is good since something for the liberal party would imply that my hand was in the cookie jar. I do not steal cookies, I promise.
Some people say that I am a talking head. I do not talk more then I need to. Talking to me is important because I have your attention. But I am not a talking head. If you hear me talk then you know that I talk but I convey what I want to say by talking. But I am not a talking head. When you hear my voice then you know that I am talking to you and no one else. But I am not a talking head.
So now we have to come to a conclusion. I will run for the leadership race of the Liberal party. If I fail to be elected, then I will run for the leadership of the United Nations. Vote for me because I am a goaltender, a lawyer, a failed President of the most important franchise of the Universe and an all around great talker.
