Leaf jokes......
Oct 24, 2006 21:41:05 GMT -5
Post by Cranky on Oct 24, 2006 21:41:05 GMT -5
Two Leaf fans walk into a pet shop in Toronto. They head to the bird section and Bif says to Olie, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere.' says Bif. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Olie and Bif pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Bif's pick-up and drive to the CN Tower.
On top of the Tower, Bif looks down at the 1500 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.' He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Olie watches as Bif falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Olie shakes his head and says: 'By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me.' VAIT!!! Dere's MORE! Moments later Krusty who's been to the pet shop too, arrives at the cliffs. He walks up to the edge of the Tower carrying another paper bag and a shotgun. 'Hey, Ole. Vatch dis.' Krusty says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the Tower. Olie watches as half way down, Krusty takes the gun and shoots the parrot and continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body on a Yuppies BMW. Olie shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either.'
BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!! Olie is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lanny appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag and pulls out a chicken. Lanny grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down and hits another Bimmer and breaks his spine. Once more Olie shakes his head.... 'First der was Bif with his budgie jumping, den Krusty parrotshooting.....and now Lanny hengliding.....
On top of the Tower, Bif looks down at the 1500 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.' He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Olie watches as Bif falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Olie shakes his head and says: 'By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me.' VAIT!!! Dere's MORE! Moments later Krusty who's been to the pet shop too, arrives at the cliffs. He walks up to the edge of the Tower carrying another paper bag and a shotgun. 'Hey, Ole. Vatch dis.' Krusty says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the Tower. Olie watches as half way down, Krusty takes the gun and shoots the parrot and continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body on a Yuppies BMW. Olie shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either.'
BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!! Olie is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lanny appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag and pulls out a chicken. Lanny grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down and hits another Bimmer and breaks his spine. Once more Olie shakes his head.... 'First der was Bif with his budgie jumping, den Krusty parrotshooting.....and now Lanny hengliding.....