An inconvenient truth
Dec 5, 2007 18:58:13 GMT -5
Post by Habs_fan_in_LA on Dec 5, 2007 18:58:13 GMT -5
George "W" Bush went out of his way to meet Al Gore, inventor of the internet, at the White House at a time convenient to both.
"W" congratulated him on winning the Nobel Proze for fiction.
Al, having just read Ivan Pavlov, told George that he had just discovered Behavioral Science.
Al: "I feed my dog and he drools. Then I ring a bell and feed my dog and he drools. Then I ring a bell and don't feed my dog and he drools."
Cheny: "I'll shoot him for ya and stop his drooling."
Dubya: "You could give him to Michael Vick. That would stop the drooling."
Condaleeza: "Your dog is a Saint Bernard. He's always drooling."
Carbonneau: "Try the dog on another line."
Gainey: "Put the dog on waivers and only pay half for his feed."
GG: "Put the dog in the Bell Center and charge people $125 to see him drool, plus parking and sell them hot dogs to feed the dog."
Bettman: "Next year we'll change the rules so the dog will appear in every city every two years."
Like Skilly, too much time on my hands.
"W" congratulated him on winning the Nobel Proze for fiction.
Al, having just read Ivan Pavlov, told George that he had just discovered Behavioral Science.
Al: "I feed my dog and he drools. Then I ring a bell and feed my dog and he drools. Then I ring a bell and don't feed my dog and he drools."
Cheny: "I'll shoot him for ya and stop his drooling."
Dubya: "You could give him to Michael Vick. That would stop the drooling."
Condaleeza: "Your dog is a Saint Bernard. He's always drooling."
Carbonneau: "Try the dog on another line."
Gainey: "Put the dog on waivers and only pay half for his feed."
GG: "Put the dog in the Bell Center and charge people $125 to see him drool, plus parking and sell them hot dogs to feed the dog."
Bettman: "Next year we'll change the rules so the dog will appear in every city every two years."
Like Skilly, too much time on my hands.
