The "Arts" and Hockey

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FIVE HOLE: TALES OF HOCKEY EROTICA

Five Hole (n.):

1. The space between a goalie's legs.

2. A sizzling show that brings Canada's two favourite pastimes - hockey and sex - together at last on one rollicking theatre stage.

Together at last for a four-way power play, two of Canada’s longest-standing creative forces–Calgary’s One Yellow Rabbit and legendary Toronto rock band Rheostatics hook up to create and perform a series of incisive erotic hockey stories for the stage. Written by Rheostatic and author Dave Bidini, Five Hole weaves together a suite of electrifying, tender and hilarious love stories through the lens of our national pastime.

As exhilarating as winning game seven and naughty enough to draw a five-minute major, Five Hole presents a suite of engrossing, tender and hilarious stories about the steamy underbelly of our national sport. A minor leaguer endures a passionate crush on his team’s lone female player. An NHL goalie is tight with his teammate, but dreams of getting MUCH tighter. These and other tales make up this scintillating look at hockey with its clothes off. link

Just waiting for 17 to mention action between periods or something of the sort . . .