The "Signs of the Apocalypse" Thread

[Disgruntled70sHab]

[Cranky]

I just became aware of a massive issue caused by humans that just makes me ill.

Trapped water in waterbottles. And bladders.

Do you know that 22 million gallons of water are trapped inside water bottles?

Now what happens to that water if it goes into a landfill?

We are literally drying up the oceans and putting them in landfills. Soon, there will be no water and worse, no whales.

Then there is trapped water in bladders. With approximately half a liter of pee trapped in every human, multiplied by 8 billion humans, think about how much water is trapped in bladders.

In fact, scientist are now saying that despite global warming and the expected rise in seas has not happened is the increased humans and their bladder water traps.

As a concerned citizen I urge everyone to dump the water bottles and always pee on the pavement to facilitate evaporation and it's return into the clouds.

Thank you for your cooperation.

www.greenmatters.com/sustainable-living/trapped-water-in-plastic-bottles#:~:text=What%20is%20%22trapped%22%20or%20%22,water%20and%20recycle%20the%20bottle.

[Polarice]

Jan 11, 2024 5:46:01 GMT -5 Cranky said:

I just became aware of a massive issue caused by humans that just makes me ill.

Trapped water in waterbottles. And bladders.

Do you know that 22 million gallons of water are trapped inside water bottles?

Now what happens to that water if it goes into a landfill?

We are literally drying up the oceans and putting them in landfills. Soon, there will be no water and worse, no whales.

Then there is trapped water in bladders. With approximately half a liter of pee trapped in every human, multiplied by 8 billion humans, think about how much water is trapped in bladders.

In fact, scientist are now saying that despite global warming and the expected rise in seas has not happened is the increased humans and their bladder water traps.

As a concerned citizen I urge everyone to dump the water bottles and always pee on the pavement to facilitate evaporation and it's return into the clouds.

Thank you for your cooperation.

www.greenmatters.com/sustainable-living/trapped-water-in-plastic-bottles#:~:text=What%20is%20%22trapped%22%20or%20%22,water%20and%20recycle%20the%20bottle.




You can't make this stuff up!! I blame the internet....before we had the internet these crazies had no forum to spread their stupidity. Elon is right...the world would be a better place without the internet.

[Willie Dog]

What about any liquid trapped in a bottle? What about Pepsi... will anyone think of the pepsi?

[Cranky]

Jan 11, 2024 10:44:38 GMT -5 Willie Dog said:

What about any liquid trapped in a bottle? What about Pepsi... will anyone think of the pepsi?

What about beer? All that water trapped in beer bottles! That's why it must be consumed quickly then deposited on pavement!

I ran across this on twitter and thought it was some kind of parody. Nope, there are people who really believe this.

Am i suprised? Not even a little. After my early 20s incident with the next door neighbor screaming that the CIA is attacking her with lasers from space, nothing can suprise me on what people believe. Worse, with the internet, these people can now find others like them and reinforce their beliefs.

Me, I'm taking an inventory on all the trapped water in wine bottles and renewing efforts to liberate it...

[Willie Dog]

Jan 11, 2024 15:08:58 GMT -5 Cranky said:

Jan 11, 2024 10:44:38 GMT -5 Willie Dog said:

What about any liquid trapped in a bottle? What about Pepsi... will anyone think of the pepsi?

What about beer? All that water trapped in beer bottles! That's why it must be consumed quickly then deposited on pavement!

I ran across this on twitter and thought it was some kind of parody. Nope, there are people who really believe this.

Am i suprised? Not even a little. After my early 20s incident with the next door neighbor screaming that the CIA is attacking her with lasers from space, nothing can suprise me on what people believe. Worse, with the internet, these people can now find others like them and reinforce their beliefs.

Me, I'm taking an inventory on all the trapped water in wine bottles and renewing efforts to liberate it...

I'm doing the same with single malt and bourbon...

[IamCanadiens]

Jan 11, 2024 7:34:10 GMT -5 Polarice said:

Jan 11, 2024 5:46:01 GMT -5 Cranky said:

Soon, there will be no water and worse, no whales.

Whales are actually the worst culprits, especially the blue ones. Why should I, the little victimized man, not fill my bladder when the greedy corporate water giants store more dihydrogen monoxide at any single point than I do with my lifelong cumulative footbladderprint. Screw this I'm buying a harpoon and starting a caravan. Do ocean vessels have horns?