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Post by BadCompany on Mar 25, 2011 7:22:02 GMT -5
 Condom Machine Stolen in Washington RobberyBELLINGHAM, Wash. — A condom machine has been stolen from a shuttered Washington state sports bar, where fixtures are being auctioned off.
Police spokesman Mark Young also says an ATM machine was damaged in the break-in early Tuesday at the old Quarterback Pub. It's been closed for more than a year.
The Bellingham Herald reports an auction company employee discovered the burglary.
It's unknown if any condoms were left in the machine when it was stolen.Apparently police are looking for some hardened criminals and state that there will be stiff consequences for those involved, whether they are caught in the act or not. “This is not something we want to see pulled off” a police spokesman said, while also stating that they did not believe it was a solo job and that “perhaps multiple partners were involved.” A local surveillance camera which protected the machine will also be reviewed to see if any facials were present during the emission, and police plan to erect sign posts around the area to keep locals abreast of the situation.
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Post by CentreHice on Mar 25, 2011 8:57:24 GMT -5
The definition of a safe getaway.
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Post by Skilly on Mar 25, 2011 9:06:34 GMT -5
I'm guessing they used a Trojan Horse to get in?
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Post by CentreHice on Mar 25, 2011 9:57:51 GMT -5
That's quite a stretch, Skilly.
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Post by jkr on Mar 25, 2011 10:59:29 GMT -5
Sounds like a pretty slick operation.
Great stuff BC
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Post by BadCompany on Mar 25, 2011 11:06:47 GMT -5
I don't know what they used to get in. Probably a large tool.
Bunch of pr*cks if you ask me.
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Post by Cranky on Mar 25, 2011 11:28:12 GMT -5
I hope they don't spring any leaks in their gang.
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Post by CentreHice on Mar 25, 2011 11:38:06 GMT -5
I hear they have a suspect.
Pump him hard for info...I bet he softens right away.
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Post by jkr on Mar 25, 2011 11:40:17 GMT -5
I hear they have a suspect. Pump him hard for info...I bet he softens right away. and I thought the Habs got spanked pretty hard last night. I'm sure if the cops keep the pressure up they will blow this case wide open. |
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Post by BadCompany on Mar 25, 2011 11:51:18 GMT -5
Do they know whether or not he entered through the back door?
Somebody sent me that one! Don't blame me for it!
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Post by CentreHice on Mar 25, 2011 11:55:02 GMT -5
Can't be too hard on him, though....or it might not stand up in court...and he'll get off.
So much for our penal system.....it's completely out of whack.
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Post by Cranky on Mar 25, 2011 12:26:48 GMT -5
This theft will be pretty deflating for some. Imagine those in need having the need, but not the means to protect themselves. Pretty deflating if you ask me.
No wait, don't ask me.
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Post by BadCompany on Mar 25, 2011 12:40:48 GMT -5
I don’t think there will be any slipping out of things on this one for these stiffs. They’re in a pretty tight spot if you ask me, and they’re going to get nailed pretty hard. A rubber-stamped conviction is coming I think.
At least they won’t need any protection once they’re inside.
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Post by CentreHice on Mar 25, 2011 12:45:19 GMT -5
I hear the defense has hired a private dick working undercover.
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Post by clear observer on Mar 25, 2011 12:50:27 GMT -5
Well, ultimately, and without stretching it, at least one of them will get busted.
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Post by seventeen on Mar 25, 2011 13:19:36 GMT -5
Keep your day jobs, guys. Wait..... Ron!? That is your day job.
No doubt the perpetrators were boy scouts intending on being prepared.
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Mar 25, 2011 13:45:38 GMT -5
I'm guessing they used a Trojan Horse to get in? Yes ... they were fully protected .... Cheers. |
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Post by CentreHice on Mar 25, 2011 14:06:00 GMT -5
Keep your day jobs, guys. Wait..... Ron!? That is your day job. The late, great Bill Hicks said, when his social commentary humor was falling on deaf ears, "Don't worry, folks....the d!ck jokes are comin'...." |
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Post by jkr on Mar 25, 2011 14:14:01 GMT -5
After last night I really needed some afternoon delight. Thanks guys  I'm sure the cops will get to the meat of the case quickly. Lets hope there are no premature arrests. |
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Post by Cranky on Mar 26, 2011 3:31:03 GMT -5
At least they won’t need any protection once they’re inside. It's premature to bring this up, but, they will need plenty of protection when they are inside. |
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Mar 26, 2011 8:51:52 GMT -5
Well, ultimately, and without stretching it, at least one of them will get busted. I'm in for busting it ... |
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