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Post by BadCompany on Oct 20, 2015 12:42:03 GMT -5
Now that the election is over, it's time for you to make us laugh.
Or else.
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Post by BadCompany on Oct 20, 2015 12:42:16 GMT -5
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Post by BadCompany on Oct 20, 2015 12:43:40 GMT -5
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Post by BadCompany on Oct 20, 2015 12:44:28 GMT -5
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Post by BadCompany on Oct 21, 2015 9:11:55 GMT -5
The first rule of fight club is... don't dance at fight club.
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Oct 21, 2015 10:35:39 GMT -5
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Nov 1, 2015 17:48:04 GMT -5
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Post by BadCompany on Nov 3, 2015 9:45:14 GMT -5
These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow
1.. The patient has no previous history of suicide.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was veryhot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Nov 9, 2015 19:40:38 GMT -5
... Caption this ...
"BLOODY PEASANT!!!"
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Post by Cranky on Nov 10, 2015 12:39:46 GMT -5
The first rule of fight club is... don't dance at fight club. OK, that was funny! |
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Dec 19, 2015 20:58:30 GMT -5
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Jan 5, 2016 9:19:22 GMT -5
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Jan 5, 2016 9:26:15 GMT -5
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Jan 20, 2016 18:45:36 GMT -5
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Feb 17, 2016 22:25:30 GMT -5
... when the giggles take over ...
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Mar 4, 2016 18:34:59 GMT -5
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Post by BadCompany on Jul 29, 2016 11:13:46 GMT -5
www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/29/bikini-clad-swedish-cop-makes-arrest-while-sunbathing.html
Bikini-clad Swedish cop makes arrest while sunbathingPublished July 29, 2016 Associated Press  Swedish police officer Mikaela Kellner is snapped pinning a suspected thief to the ground. (Jenny Kitsune Adolfsson via AP)
STOCKHOLM – She was off duty and wearing a bikini but that didn't stop Swedish police officer Mikaela Kellner from catching a suspected thief.
A photo of Kellner pinning the suspect to the ground was trending on social media in Sweden this week.
"My first intervention while wearing a bikini during my 11 years as a police officer," she wrote on Instagram.
Kellner and three friends were sunbathing Wednesday in a Stockholm park when a homeless man selling newspapers approached, she told Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet.
After he left, one friend noticed her phone was missing. Kellner and a fellow police officer gave chase.
Kellner said she didn't hesitate to make the arrest while wearing a bikini.
"If I had been naked I would have intervened as well," she said.
And every man was left alone with his thoughts...
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Post by franko on Jul 29, 2016 11:17:38 GMT -5
just read that myself, BC . . . the comments make the article!
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Post by BadCompany on Jul 29, 2016 11:18:43 GMT -5
First period...
Why are you laughing at me??
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Post by CentreHice on Jul 29, 2016 14:50:45 GMT -5
Ha! On a related note…a classic from Rick Green, Dan Redican, Peter Wildman, and Paul Chato….aka THE FRANTICS... |
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Post by Disgruntled70sHab on Jul 30, 2016 6:56:38 GMT -5
www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/29/bikini-clad-swedish-cop-makes-arrest-while-sunbathing.html
Bikini-clad Swedish cop makes arrest while sunbathingPublished July 29, 2016 Associated Press Swedish police officer Mikaela Kellner is snapped pinning a suspected thief to the ground. (Jenny Kitsune Adolfsson via AP)
STOCKHOLM – She was off duty and wearing a bikini but that didn't stop Swedish police officer Mikaela Kellner from catching a suspected thief.
A photo of Kellner pinning the suspect to the ground was trending on social media in Sweden this week.
"My first intervention while wearing a bikini during my 11 years as a police officer," she wrote on Instagram.
Kellner and three friends were sunbathing Wednesday in a Stockholm park when a homeless man selling newspapers approached, she told Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet.
After he left, one friend noticed her phone was missing. Kellner and a fellow police officer gave chase.
Kellner said she didn't hesitate to make the arrest while wearing a bikini.
"If I had been naked I would have intervened as well," she said.
And every man was left alone with his thoughts... I'm sure I must be guilty of something ... Cheers. |
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Post by seventeen on Jul 31, 2016 0:48:20 GMT -5
If not, and she's around, I think I'd create a crime.
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