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Post by M. Beaux-Eaux on Sept 15, 2004 17:25:44 GMT -5
So, you want to cut payroll or just unload a player you can't stand? Maybe even improve your team? Boy, have we got just the thing for you. |
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Post by Habit on Sept 15, 2004 18:05:00 GMT -5
From Montreal Canadiens: C Saku Koivu $4.50M D Andrei Markov $1.80M L Richard Zednik $2.30M D Francis Bouillon $0.50M Total: 9.10 million From Vancouver Canucks: R Todd Bertuzzi $7.13M G Alexander Auld Not listed D Marek Malik $1.55M C Ryan Kesler $0.85M Total: 9.53 million Would you do it? I would in a second!  |
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Post by Habs_fan_in_LA on Sept 15, 2004 18:06:25 GMT -5
So, you want to cut payroll or just unload a player you can't stand? Maybe even improve your team? Boy, have we got just the thing for you. Instead of "Let's Make a Deal" how about "Extreme Makeovers"? Ribeiro, add 30 pounds. Locke add 9 inches. Dagenais add power skating. Hainsey add a brain. Hossa add a heart. Kovalev add 2 million dollars. Kastitsyn add a year in the AHL. Brisebois subtract a couple of years. Koivu subtract cancer for good. Begin add ice time. |
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Post by blny on Sept 15, 2004 18:07:59 GMT -5
From Montreal Canadiens:
C Mike Ribeiro $1.55M
C Radek Bonk $3.15M
D Michael Komisarek $1.13M
R Andreas Dackell Not listed
L Pierre Dagenais $0.50M
C James Dowd Not listed
D Karl Dykhuis $1.70M
Total: 8.03 million
From Atlanta Thrashers:
L Ilya Kovalchuk Not listed
C Marc Savard $2.70M
Total: 2.70 million
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From Montreal Canadiens:
C Saku Koivu $4.50M
R Michael Ryder Not listed
L Jan Bulis $1.35M
Total: 5.85 million
From Atlanta Thrashers:
R Dany Heatley Not listed
C Marc Savard $2.70M
G Jani Hurme $1.20M
Total: 3.90 million
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Post by blaise on Sept 15, 2004 18:40:53 GMT -5
To all of these proposed deals, I say, "Let's not, but we'll pretend we did."
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Post by M. Beaux-Eaux on Sept 15, 2004 18:45:17 GMT -5
DRAMBROBOT - unrealistic trades for the hell of it
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Post by blaise on Sept 15, 2004 19:01:14 GMT -5
Imagine people huddled together in a shelter, waiting for the big hurricane (AKA known as the NHL lockout) to strike. They run out of beer and hockey topics to discuss, so they rip open all of the rosters and allow the players' names to spill onto the floor into an admixture. Then they rearrange them ad libitum to suit themselves. Temporarily relieved of their boredom, they fall asleep, and by the time they awake all of the players are back on their original rosters. But the people have occupied themselves for awhile and taken their minds off the hurricane.
I could think of a two-word name for that game. Both words begin with an M.
Hint: The hand plays a key role.
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Post by M. Beaux-Eaux on Sept 15, 2004 19:06:36 GMT -5
Imagine people huddled together in a shelter, waiting for the big hurricane (AKA known as the NHL lockout) to strike. They run out of beer and hockey topics to discuss, so they rip open all of the rosters and allow the players' names to spill onto the floor into an admixture. Then they rearrange them ad libitum to suit themselves. Temporarily relieved of their boredom, they fall asleep, and by the time they awake all of the players are back on their original rosters. But the people have occupied themselves for awhile and taken their minds off the hurricane. I could think of a two-word name for that game. Both words begin with an M. Relax. Goof off. Have some fun. And enough with the fairy-speak, eh. |
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Post by blaise on Sept 15, 2004 19:26:37 GMT -5
Relax. Goof off. Have some fun. And enough with the fairy-speak, eh. OK, I'll join the fun. Let's trade Ribeiro, Dagenais, and Dulac-Lemelin for Vincent Lecavalier. Edit: I'll take Joe Thornton if Lecavalier isn't available. |
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Post by Patty Roy on Sept 15, 2004 20:40:26 GMT -5
From Montreal Canadiens:
C Saku Koivu $4.50M
R Andreas Dackell Not listed
L Pierre Dagenais $0.50M
Total: 5.00 million
From Phoenix Coyotes:
D Derek Morris $3.50M
D Brad Ference $1.32M
R Fredrik Sjostrom $1.07M
C Mike Ricci $1.50M
C Jeff Taffe $0.90M
D Todd Reirden $0.55M
C Jason Chimera Not listed
Total: 8.85 million
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From Montreal Canadiens:
C Saku Koivu $4.50M
R Alex Kovalev Not listed
D Patrice Brisebois $4.00M
D Karl Dykhuis $1.70M
Total: 10.20 million
From Carolina Hurricanes:
C Jeff O'Neill $3.70M
C Eric Staal $1.24M
L Erik Cole $1.50M
D Aaron Ward $2.00M
D Niclas Wallin $1.00M
L Ryan Bayda $0.60M
R Jesse Boulerice $0.60M
C Kevyn Adams $0.90M
Total: 11.54 million
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From Montreal Canadiens:
C Saku Koivu $4.50M
C Mike Ribeiro $1.55M
D Patrice Brisebois $4.00M
Total: 10.05 million
From Edmonton Oilers:
D Eric Brewer $2.65M
C Michael York $2.40M
L Ethan Moreau $1.45M
D Alexei Semenov $0.90M
C Shawn Horcoff $0.85M
R Georges Laraque $1.40M
Total: 9.65 million
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From Montreal Canadiens:
C Saku Koivu $4.50M
L Steve Begin $0.70M
L Benoit Gratton $0.47M
D Francis Bouillon $0.50M
Total: 6.17 million
From Dallas Stars:
C Michael Modano $9.00M
L Brenden Morrow $1.60M
Total: 10.60 million
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From Montreal Canadiens:
D Patrice Brisebois $4.00M
R Andreas Dackell Not listed
C Yanic Perreault Not listed
C Joe Juneau Not listed
Total: 4.00 million
From Detroit Red Wings:
C Kris Draper $2.80M
Total: 2.80 million
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From Montreal Canadiens:
D Patrice Brisebois $4.00M
Total: 4.00 million
From Carolina Hurricanes:
L Erik Cole $1.50M
C Josef Vasicek Not listed
Total: 1.50 million
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Post by Bones on Sept 15, 2004 21:47:03 GMT -5
TRADE RUMOR BY DRAMBROBOT Ilya Kovalchuk to be traded to the Montreal Canadiens from the Atlanta Thrashers From Montreal Canadiens: G Jose Theodore $6.00M L Steve Begin $0.70M L Tomas Plekanec $0.55M Total: 7.25 million From Atlanta Thrashers: L Ilya Kovalchuk Not listed G Kari Lehtonen $1.19M Total: 1.19 million Where do I sign???  |
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Post by PTH on Sept 16, 2004 0:37:27 GMT -5
Let's acquire half of PIT's team....
From Montreal Canadiens:
D Sheldon Souray Not listed
C Mike Ribeiro $1.55M
C Radek Bonk $3.15M
D Craig Rivet $2.75M
Total: 7.45 million
From Pittsburgh Penguins:
L Ryan Malone $0.62M
D Dick Tarnstrom $1.50M
G Sebastien Caron $0.75M
G Jean-Sebastien Aubin Not listed
D Richard Jackman $0.90M
C Lasse Pirjeta $0.60M
L Rico Fata $0.72M
C Tomas Surovy $0.47M
D Martin Strbak $0.55M
D Dan Focht Not listed
C Michael Eastwood $0.60M
R Kelly Buchberger Not listed
C Jonathan Sim Not listed
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Post by Montrealer on Sept 16, 2004 10:11:40 GMT -5
From Montreal Canadiens:
L Richard Zednik $2.30M
C Mike Ribeiro $1.55M
D Andrei Markov $1.80M
L Benoit Gratton $0.47M
D Karl Dykhuis $1.70M
R Niklas Sundstrom $1.20M
C Joe Juneau Not listed
Total: 9.03 million
From Ottawa Senators:
R Marian Hossa $3.45M
C Mike Fisher $1.36M
Total: 4.81 million
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From Montreal Canadiens:
L Jan Bulis $1.35M
D Michael Komisarek $1.13M
L Richard Zednik $2.30M
L Tomas Plekanec $0.55M
R Andreas Dackell Not listed
L Benoit Gratton $0.47M
D Karl Dykhuis $1.70M
C Yanic Perreault Not listed
C James Dowd Not listed
Total: 7.50 million
From Boston Bruins:
C Joe Thornton Not listed
L Marty McInnis $1.75M
L Michal Grosek Not listed
C Sergei Zinovjev $0.88M
Total: 2.62 million
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From Montreal Canadiens:
L Jan Bulis $1.35M
Total: 1.35 million
From Boston Bruins:
L Sergei Samsonov $3.65M
Total: 3.65 million
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My favourite non-Habs trade (baby for baby):
From New York Rangers:
R Jaromir Jagr $11.00M
Total: 11.00 million
From New York Islanders:
C Alexei Yashin $10.00M
D Roman Hamrlik Not listed
C Dave Scatchard $1.75M
G Garth Snow Not listed
Total: 11.75 million
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Post by roke on Sept 16, 2004 18:27:14 GMT -5
From Montreal Canadiens: C Mike Ribeiro $1.55M L Tomas Plekanec $0.55M R Andreas Dackell Not listed C Joe Juneau Not listed Total: 2.10 million From New York Rangers: G Dan Blackburn $0.82M C Blair Betts $0.65M Total: 1.48 million or how about... From Montreal Canadiens: C Mike Ribeiro $1.55M D Patrice Brisebois $4.00M L Benoit Gratton $0.47M Total: 6.03 million From St. Louis Blues: D Barret Jackman $0.80M R Dallas Drake $1.40M D Allan MacInnis Not listed D Christian Laflamme $0.35M D Jame Pollock $0.45M R Mark Rycroft $0.50M C Steve Martins $0.30M D Matt Walker $0.45M D Aris Brimanis $0.45M L Steve McLaren $0.40M D Jeff Finley Not listed C Pascal Rheaume Not listed Total: 5.10 million this one would be great From Montreal Canadiens: C Mike Ribeiro $1.55M L Steve Begin $0.70M D Francis Bouillon $0.50M Total: 2.75 million From Detroit Red Wings: C Pavel Datsyuk Not listed C Kris Draper $2.80M D Dimitri Bykov Not listed Total: 2.80 million and this one wouldn't be half bad... From Montreal Canadiens: C Mike Ribeiro $1.55M L Tomas Plekanec $0.55M Total: 2.10 million From Colorado Avalanche: R Milan Hejduk $5.70M R Ian Laperriere $1.30M L Peter Worrell $0.88M Total: 7.88 million Muhahaha, Gainey should get on the phones right away |
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Post by mnscott on Oct 14, 2004 2:18:24 GMT -5
That Blackburn trade is god awful Phill  |
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