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Post by Viper on Nov 18, 2002 10:47:23 GMT -5
Many fans are still in remission from the disastrous event's that saw a former superstar leave town. Unfortunately it lead to the demise of a franchise that saw it's historical record of 7 year's between cups end and a horrible 3 year's removed from the post season. the past 10 season's have evolved into the worst showing by the franchise in history and a once glorious team was left in Ruins. In an effort to rekindle the most recent successes of the franshise it all has to do with a broken nose. As you can see our former superstar's nose was once broken and points in one direction. And our new superstars nose was also once broken and points in the other direction. I sure am glad we have a new superstar on the first line if not for that guy our team would be headed in a different direction all together. where am I What am i saying anyhow which direction is the team headed Can someone please break my nose so i can get some clarity here i'm confused.
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Post by MPLABBE on Nov 18, 2002 12:03:31 GMT -5
Freakin' hilarious
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Post by Viper on Nov 18, 2002 14:20:44 GMT -5
In Part two of the truth behind it I have discovered what is going on in the mind of Michel Therrien behind the bench when he is in the commonly seen "Thinker Pose" It seems there's vision's of flying in his head while his team is crash and burning. The following link will lead you too MTs hobby page. mthobby.pcperfect.com/ch601/chconstpages.htmthis sums up the page in a nutshell. "So far, I have over 900 hours (as of February 2001) invested in the project and I am getting confident that I will have something that looks like an aircraft frame by the end of the summer winter." mthobby.pcperfect.com/ch601/index.htmchecking the bottom of this page will confirm the owner of the site. Isn't it ironic the Aircraft is a zenith CH601 I almost forgot to mention his other hobby which can be seen on this page. pages.infinit.net/mthobby/dive/edhome.htmOh the irony of life is just so much fun. (happy monday everyone)
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Post by BillPickles on Nov 18, 2002 14:57:09 GMT -5
That was gold.
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Post by UberCranky on Nov 18, 2002 20:02:23 GMT -5
Many fans are still in remission from the disastrous event's that saw a former superstar leave town. Unfortunately it lead to the demise of a franchise that saw it's historical record of 7 year's between cups end and a horrible 3 year's removed from the post season. the past 10 season's have evolved into the worst showing by the franchise in history and a once glorious team was left in Ruins. In an effort to rekindle the most recent successes of the franshise it all has to do with a broken nose. As you can see our former superstar's nose was once broken and points in one direction. And our new superstars nose was also once broken and points in the other direction. I sure am glad we have a new superstar on the first line if not for that guy our team would be headed in a different direction all together. where am I What am i saying anyhow which direction is the team headed Can someone please break my nose so i can get some clarity here i'm confused. Do you have a Union Card? Huh? Do you? You need a Teamster's Clown's and Jokester's card in order to tell jokes on HabsRus. LA has one, JV, 17 and myself has one. Do YOU? I mean, it's bad enough to see scabs like BadCompany come in and TRY to be funny, but now YOU? Sheesh. What’s next? HabWest as Foghorn Leghorn? Puh-leezz. Spiro, if you don't do something about these fly-by-comedians we, the pro humorist will have to tone down our sarcastic bright wit to a dim wit level.
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Post by Viper on Nov 18, 2002 20:33:54 GMT -5
Do you have a Union Card? Huh? Do you? You need a Teamster's Clown's and Jokester's card in order to tell jokes on HabsRus. LA has one, JV, 17 and myself has one. Do YOU? I mean, it's bad enough to see scabs like BadCompany come in and TRY to be funny, but now YOU? Sheesh. What’s next? HabWest as Foghorn Leghorn? Puh-leezz. Spiro, if you don't do something about these fly-by-comedians we, the pro humorist will have to tone down our sarcastic bright wit to a dim wit level. So this is what i get for raising the level of comedy here from mediocre, I should've expected as much from a union. Well if i need a union Card i'll have to find a reasonable facsimile I suppose. There's no way that the union will let me in now that i've treaded unknowledgably on it's ground's. Anything that poses a threat is generally dealt with by Batboy from what I understand and I really appreciate walking it's a past time i'm quite fond of. If the union President can find it in his heart to accept me that would be fine I'd fully understand that any representation of something mediocre would result in my immediate dismissal. Then again it is November and that would mean my three month probation is over and I got my union card at the end of October so it's too late unless you give me a good compensation package. ;D
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Post by PTH on Nov 18, 2002 22:23:28 GMT -5
As you can see our former superstar's nose was once broken and points in one direction. And our new superstars nose was also once broken and points in the other direction. I sure am glad we have a new superstar on the first line .... I know this is meant as humour and all, but seeing the words "Audette" and "superstar" in the same sentence really, really makes me sick to my stomach. Audette, Quintal, Traverse, Czerkawski and some others should be taken out and shot. Addition by substraction, I call it.
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Post by Viper on Nov 18, 2002 22:46:22 GMT -5
I know this is meant as humour and all, but seeing the words "Audette" and "superstar" in the same sentence really, really makes me sick to my stomach. Audette, Quintal, Traverse, Czerkawski and some others should be taken out and shot. Addition by substraction, I call it. As you can see i chose my words carefully i would never put a sentence together with those 2 words in it and i never did. ;D
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Post by GoMtl on Nov 18, 2002 23:00:10 GMT -5
could it be that zednik is the new superstar with the once broken nose? if i do recall his nose was busted up from the hit by mclaren last playoffs. the audette pic could be to throw us off, as viper never stated audette was the new superstar.
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Post by MPLABBE on Nov 18, 2002 23:09:56 GMT -5
Zednik is emerging into a star player for sure.
Man he is fun to watch.
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