Canadian Temp Conversion Chart
Feb 21, 2002 2:33:14 GMT -5
Post by Vinna on Feb 21, 2002 2:33:14 GMT -5
+70 Texans turn on heat and unpack thermal undies
......Canadians go swimming
+60 North Carolinians try to turn on heat
.......Canadians plant gardens
+50 Californians shiver uncontrolably.
......Canadians sunbathe.
+40 Italian and British cars won't start.
.......Canadians drive with the windows down.
+32 Distilled water freezes.
....Lake Superior's water thickens.
+20 Floridians don thermal undies, coats, gloves and wooly hats.
....Canadians put on a flanel shirt.
+15 Philidelphia land lords turn on the heat finally.
.......Canadians have last cookout before it gets cold.
0 People in Miami all die.
.....Canadians lick the flagpole.
- 20 Californians all fly to Mexico.
.....Canadians take out their winter coats.
-40 Hollywood disintergrates.
..Girl Scouts of Canada are selling cookies door to door.
-60 Polar bears evacuate the arctic.
....Canadian Boy Scouts cancell winter survival class untill it gets cold enough.
-80 Mt. St. Helens freezes.
...Canadians rent videos.
-100 Santa abandons North Pole.
...Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
-297 Microbial life no longer survives in Dairy products.
....Cows in Canada complain because of farmers cold hands.
-460 ALL Atomic motion stops.
..Canadians say "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500 Hell freezes over.
...........The Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
......Canadians go swimming
+60 North Carolinians try to turn on heat
.......Canadians plant gardens
+50 Californians shiver uncontrolably.
......Canadians sunbathe.
+40 Italian and British cars won't start.
.......Canadians drive with the windows down.
+32 Distilled water freezes.
....Lake Superior's water thickens.
+20 Floridians don thermal undies, coats, gloves and wooly hats.
....Canadians put on a flanel shirt.
+15 Philidelphia land lords turn on the heat finally.
.......Canadians have last cookout before it gets cold.
0 People in Miami all die.
.....Canadians lick the flagpole.
- 20 Californians all fly to Mexico.
.....Canadians take out their winter coats.
-40 Hollywood disintergrates.
..Girl Scouts of Canada are selling cookies door to door.
-60 Polar bears evacuate the arctic.
....Canadian Boy Scouts cancell winter survival class untill it gets cold enough.
-80 Mt. St. Helens freezes.
...Canadians rent videos.
-100 Santa abandons North Pole.
...Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
-297 Microbial life no longer survives in Dairy products.
....Cows in Canada complain because of farmers cold hands.
-460 ALL Atomic motion stops.
..Canadians say "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500 Hell freezes over.
...........The Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
