SCOUTING REPORT ON KOMISAURUS TODAY

[Cranky]

After many bottles of booze and promise of a bevy of trollops, our very own Scout in Disguise, also known as............drum roll please............Gord

He has promised a complete scouting report, on the ice, behind the scenes, family and freinds interview, shoe size and generally whatever he can get. However, he will not do an "in the shower interview", something about preserving his life and limbs intact. Phoue!

Gord is having car a small car problem but our last e-mail, he still expects to be there tomorrow.

He had done some pre-season scouting reports and let me tell you people, they where teriffic.

Now, let us all gather together, kneel, and in hushed tones, prey for the health of his alternator.

"Our father, who art in heaven, give him the charge......

[BadCompany]

Don't you mean "da Kommissar?"

[Cranky]

There was a time, recorded well in fossil layers, when people like you, BC, where put away for their communist ways.

How dare you call that innocent child a commie name like da Kommissar.

You besmirch this young American boy, bred from the finest hamburgers and hot dogs, washed down with Coca-Cola, topped with Apple Pie.  You and your evil visions of jack boots, rain coats, and evil Red Empire names.

Where oh where is good old Joe, (Joseph McCarthy to you commie) when you need him.

[glow=red,2,300]Commie [/glow]

[BadCompany]

Are you, or have you ever been a member of the communist party of America?

Remember when you could call somebody a communist and it actually meant something? I miss those days. Now, everything is so fuddled, so messed up, so muddy. *sigh*

Whats a boy to do?

(Join the socialist party, they have all these "cool and liberal" chicks there. emphasis on "liberal", if you know what I mean   HA the Capitalist)

[MPLABBE]

Seriously,wasn't Gord the guy who said he was going at the Joe to see Kommie?


By the way,Komi'saurus and Da Komisar are too long to say.Have you ever noticed nicknames of hockey players are simple and short?

Jaromir Jagr...'Jags'

Alexei Kovalev..'Kovi'

Darius Kasparaitis...'Kaspar'

Kirk Maltby...'Malts'

Jarome Iginla...'Iggy'

Fredrik Modin,Derek Morris..'Mo'

So that is why,it has to be Kommie or Mikey...wait a sec,Ribeiro gets Mikey...so,Kommie ;D

[Ryan]

All the dispute over this Kids nickname and it's already been decided...he is known by his Michigan teammates as Komi, it was in an article earlier this year.

[MPLABBE]

Ryan said:

All the dispute over this Kids nickname and it's already been decided...he is known by his Michigan teammates as Komi, it was in an article earlier this year.

Of course,hockey players have trouble saying such words as 'Da Komisar or Komisaurus' so it's obvious they would go to the shortest nickname possible...Komi.